My Ex-Friends

          Rachel (A.K.A. Rachelle), Ivy, some of the bestest of my friends. I mean my ex-friends. Sometimes I miss them, nut not the current them. I mean the friends that wanted to talk to me. I mean the friends that used to go out with me and laugh. I mean the friends I had before that party.

My Parents

         My parents are always fighting now. I feel like it's my fault. When they aren't fighting, my dad is planted on the couch and my mom is in the kitchen just "relaxing" over a hot stove. Their latest fight was about how they're going to get my grades up. Something about putting me on probation with my counselor. I think it's a worthless attempt.

Biology

                          David Petrakis has been really nice to me lately. We pass each other notes the entire time. I don't know how he is still getting A's while I'm getting F's. They're not like lubby-dubby notes either. They're more like "Do you know what's for lunch?" and "can I copy the homework?". I think he likes me though, I can't be sure.

IT

                 IT cornered me in the hallway today. Andy Evans. It smelled like men's cologne, and of course was wearing the most stylish clothes. It caught me coming out of biology and pulled me by my hair to the corner of the hallway. It whispered in my ear that if I ever wanted to get together again, to just tell him. My skin boiled, at that moment I wanted to pull my fingernails off.

Mr. Neck At it Again

        Mr. Neck must have been a cop in his past life or something. But not one of those cool action cops, more of the stereotype do-nut and brutality kind of cops. He patrols these hallways like it's his god given duty to protect them from fast walkers and the occasional tardy kid. Of course he has no affection for me, why would he? Why would anybody for that matter? I wonder if there's a Mrs. Neck, and what she's like.

School Lunch Here is Terrible!

       Look at this! How is anyone supposed to eat healthy at school with the fear of their lunch moving back upstream and tickling their throat before their even done? I can only assume that the foil in place to ward off any visitors from outer space making the mistake of trying to ingest this foul substance. I think the black and white circles were brought in from the chicken farm next door to the school. At least the apple looks somewhat edible, unless of course it's an onion, in that case I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.Answer me this, would you eat this whole thing given the choice to just wait and eat at home?